Defending my sex: Men can have man-crushes

If men can evolve and become metrosexuals or have man-crushes, it should be perfectly acceptable for women to have women-crushes. This disclaimer is necessary because you men-readers out there immediately start visualizing two hot chicks in the sack, especially when you hear compliments paid to women by women.

So Charlize Theron is one of my woman-crushes. If you've seen "The Devil's Advocate" or "The Astronaut's Wife" you know what I'm talking about. I actually didn't go see "Aeon Flux" because it was Z's pick and it was my turn to choose the movie. And Charlize Theron looks like shit with a brunette bob.

She has this supermodel-next-door thing going on, and her voice reminds you of that nice schoolteacher who let you have an extra 10 minutes of recess. Once you hear about her oddball relationship with boy-toy Stuart Townshend, you fall deeper in love. She refuses to marry the guy - until gay marriage is legalized. You rock, girlfriend.

Besides, ol' Stewie is of the unobtrusive hot celebrity man-breed. He doesn't rival her beauty, and he is a little unassuming/submissive/dominated. That's great. Allows you to see her hidden tigress.

SO

imagine my shock and appreciation when I read that Ang Lee may be making another gay flick - with chicks. Charlize Theron is in the running to play Dusty Springfield - among the hottest rock-babes of all time. That voice....
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/393123p-333359c.html
At the time, Dusty's sexual proclivities ran towards the exotic. And that will make an interesting movie. With Charlize Theron.

And unlike "Monster", Charlize will now be playing a hot lesbian instead of a icky-I've-slept-in-a-dumpster lesbian serial killer.

So I say YAY.



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