Gavin Newsom

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom has split from his equally beautiful wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle Newsom. This man has dispensed the polarization of the bay area in the past few years, between the die-hard-rainbow flag t-shirt wearing liberals and the more conservative yuppies of the east bay. The ladies of California are all collectively sighing at once...no rumors of a Governor McGreevey scandal yet, thank god. "We always knew that straight men could be beautiful and effeminate! Thank God for the metrosexual movement! This man has better hair than we do and that is just okay by us!"

Terrible thing, to be pleased when a marriage breaks up. Sign of the times. 50 years ago, people didn't wish a marriage would split, they simply hoped the abusive alchoholic in the relationship would finally keel over and die and leave the missus to her ironing in peace. Now we wish for those emotionally vulnerable men - post split - who just want a romp in the sack in order to feel better. Whoops - did I say that aloud?