Screech's Package

How come I always miss the juicy urban legends? Like last week, a friend was telling me about this rumor that Urkel is dead. Now, today, I find out that everyone has always known that Screech had his own personal trunk monkey, if you know what I mean.

Here’s the link to the article about the Howard Stern interview with Screech, where they discuss his ginormous unit.

"The legend of Screech’s endowment"

http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2006/06/the_legend_of_s.html

And here’s the link to Dustin Diamond’s (Screech’s) website.

http://getdshirts.com/get_your_dshirts.html

Buy his t-shirt and help him save his house. I may seriously do this. Poor big-penis man can’t get a real job. He has to go down into the land-after-career (or Wisconsin, for those of you who don’t know) that is specifically reserved for celebrities-with-big-dicks. Like Ron Jeremy. Bret Michaels.



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