Are Ugly People Exceedingly Horny? Or just Ugly?

Sienna Miller needs to be applauded. She dumped her way more famous fiance, even though he has a big di$k, and way more money. Although she is only 23 (listen to me, as if I am that far away in age) she has a good head on her shoulders...I expect her to reap the fruits of Hollywood relationship politics. She'll end up with some way more famous older man because she plays it straight. Maybe she'll settle Robert De Niro down, like Annette Bening and Warren Beatty.

What is it with these stupid British men and their icky sex hookups? Jude Law's liasion with the nanny seems to evoke that Hugh Grant-tranny in the park thing. Are they so desperate they NEED SEX RIGHT NOW. NOW. HAVE A HARDON NEED TO GET LAID I DON"T CARE IF SHE IS GRACE JONES TAKE CARE OF IT NOW. CAN'T WAIT. Go jerk off or something, like normal people. What the hell.

STEREOTYPE WARNING! DO NOT READ THE FOLLOWING UNLESS YOU CAN ACCEPT SOME BIASED, IGNORANT HUMAN DISCRIMINATION.

I have heard that people from the British Isles are exceedingly ugly. I certainly was surprised to find out that Irish people aren't exactly what you envision when you read Maeve Binchy. Made me wonder how you can be so full of Irish pride when you aren't from an abnormally pretty people. I mean, Brazilians don't have this whole cult stubborn pride thing about being Brazilian, and they can claim Gisele Bundchen and Christy Turlington. The French have always been snotty as hell, but let's face it - they can claim Emmanuelle Beart (prior to her duck lips).

I wonder if it is people who are exceedingly homely who have these irrepressible sexual urges, a la Jude Law and Hugh Grant. Is it some element of evolution? The only way to push propagation among ugly people is to make them ridiculously horny? Beautiful people don't have to work to get laid.

Not that Jude Law is that much of a dog, but let's face it. He looks like he's been hiding in a closet for a couple of years. When you are rich, you are supposed to get that well-tanned, well-fed, well-clothed glow...What happened to him?