Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay

Absolutely hilarious.
http://www.veryverygay.com/elijahwood/vvg.html

The pic is priceless, too. What the fuc$ was Elijah's stylist thinking by putting him in an outfit like that (see through button down, leather-esque pants)???? Poor baby Elijah's little boy boobies are a bit, well, pointy. Not sexy taut man boobies like you would see on the cover of The Advocate. And the leather-esque pants are too big. Why doesn't Elijah let the leather-esque hug his crotch and rear end? Gimme a break. The poor kid looks like he was dressed by the Kmart stylist.

If Elijah Wood is really gay, I can direct you heartbroken 18-24 year old girls to his very heterosexual, very buff and tan twin. I know him. He's a little pimp, too. Concerned with the ladies' good time, if ya know what I mean. Gimme a holla and I'll hook ya up.

Disclaimer: The aforementioned reference to Anywhere But Here's heterosexual Elijah Wood's twin-friend is in no way an offer of prostitution/pandering. Any fees rendered from such encounters are only fees for advertising, and do not suggest any untoward relationships between the Elijah Wood lookalike and Anywhere.