Finally. Someone gives Vin Diesel his due.

And yes, I do watch "The Chronicles of Riddick" on a religious basis because I lust after Vin Diesel.

Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow.

When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead.

In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.



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