Personal Security

Now I have to say, I'm one of these women (probably a dumb-ass) that feels immortal. I'm pretty sure I can kick some ass when I feel like it, as long as I'm sober and I can catch you. Broke a few noses in my day, and I've had no problem rolling big men off of me when necessary. And it has been.

This isn't just a size issue. When I was anorexic and a coke addict, around 126 lbs., I was still pretty strong. Soccer, you see, has benefits.

I'm doing a paper for my marketing class, and the product my team picked is the body alarm. It's actually really effective, and won't hurt anybody. I thought about it a bit recently when I was working on getting my shit together for my Master's Degree App. I'm trying to get into GSU, and it's really notorious for crime. When I went to paralegal school, we had to be escorted by security guards to our car from the law library. At 7 PM.

Anyway, doing my research for this paper, I found this website. I keep finding crap online I would totally blow money on.

Information Unlimited's Magnetic Cannon

They sell a hypnosis machine; a mind and brain control device that works by "electronic circuit allows synchronization of one's brain waves to produce controlled states of relaxation or weird and bizarre hallucinations. Simple to adjust and use".

Anyway, as my current bipolar induced fantasy* is of working for the CIA, as recommended by both the shrinkies now, I'm all into this mind control shit. I can't find a psychology doctorate program specializing in criminal psychology. You know, serial killers and shit.

* Seroquel may be an option for me... a traditional anti-psychotic but now used for all phases of bipolar disorder. I think my career fantasies, sex fantasies, and recall of weird events in brilliant detail may be a psychotic symptom. Feedback needed from my loved ones on this one.




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