Misc Meanderings

Note to Self: Pepper Jack OR chocolate are not prescribed foods ingested prior to sleep. You dreamt about that jack-ass boyfriend from high school who ended up banging your good friend later, despite your warnings to her.

What am I thinking about today?

1. Porn and sex toys. We're on a upswing here, so root for me, people.

2. Sushi

3. Vodka

4. That dude on craigslist with the funny posts. Anyone know how to submit posts to the "Best of Craigslist" board?

5. Work I don't want to do

6. Gas I don't want to pump

7. A vacation I never get to have (it's been 3 years now, people.)

8. Job-hunting sucks. The stupid pop-ups from Monster suck harder.

9. My ex-husband sucks. Anyone want to draft a complaint for me?

10. Diet Rock Star




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