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THE TOP TEN:

10. Not being able to eat at 2 different family thanksgivings because you're too geeked up.

9. Discovering you have LOTS of blond hair on your arms because you lost too much weight.

8. Discovering you're the only 6th grader who hasn't started shaving yet.

7. Discovering you're the only 6th grader who doesn't wear a bra.

6. Discovering you're the only 7th grader who hasn't got her period yet.

5. Going from supermodel to another passing obese face in the crowd - and then people who once knew you recognize you inside that face.

4. Being married to someone who disgusts you - inside and out.

3. You've popped a few strategic buttons off your shirt, and worn your breasts unabashedly all day long at work.

2. Telling your bosses' boss that your own boss sucks donkey dick.

1. Having a miscarriage at work, and making an absolute mess in your chair, on the floor, down your legs, as you are running towards the bathroom, in the stall, back out in your cubie, and finally, on your seat on your car ride home. Fortunately my skirt was kind of black.



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