Spam Is Not Your Friend

“My boyfriend’s phallus keeps slipping out”

“I just started dating a guy I like, but his phallus is on the small side and doesn’t really”

These were the titles of spam emails in my work inbox this morning. Tell me if I’m wrong, but if these are your issues, ladies, I’m not sure some pill purchased over the internet will help.

Learn p-dar (like gaydar, but more phallic object focused) and you won’t have these issues with new boyfriends.

If you need further instruction, contact me and I’ll send you my seminar information.

“How to use P-Dar for Better Choices”



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