Voice Mail From The Devil

These voice mail recordings are becoming more and more weird as time goes by. In the past, the voice mail lady would just ask you if you wanted to:

Press 1: "Send your message now"
Press 2: "Send your message with a priority flag"
Press 3: "Listen to your message"
Press 4: "Re-record your message"

I just called and left a message for a friend, and his voice mail was like way-complex ... the mackdaddy voice messaging system. I wonder if he has such cool answering options because he is an attorney. You know, to avoid people or make them start swearing and then they forget to leave a message.

Press 1 to Send Your Message Now
Press 2 to Send Your Message More Urgently Even Faster Than Now
Press 3 to Listen to Your Message
Press 4 to Attach a Fax To Your Message
Press 5 to Attach a Pager or Cell Phone Number to Your Message
Press 6 to Send a Notification to Your Blackberry When This Person Gets Your Message
Press 7 to Send a Notification to Your Treo When This Person Gets Your Message
Press 8 to Have your Cell Phone Vibrate When This Person Gets Your Message
Press 9 to Have your Personal Assistant's Cell Phone Vibrate When This Person Gets Your
Message
Press 10 to send a big F&CK YOU to This Person So They Know What Your Message Is



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