Yippee Ki Yi Yay

Do I really need more of these (see above)???????


Does anyone believe in the Magic 8 ball?
I tried two different links online, and received "Yes" answers to my questions.
Anyone want to do some tarot cards for me from a distance? I can't find mine.

If you're normally regular as clockwork, and now you're 6 days late, does that mean you're pregnant?

What would you do?

My medications blur pregnancy test results, so that isn't an option.

Should I reply to the email from my boyfriend from 12 years ago?

According to the resources online, lamictal and lantus don't affect fetuses. Should I ignore my physicians warnings?

If I am pregnant, should I wait and see if my ex-husband coughs up some money this year? He keeps putting it off, a quarter at a time. Now he says December. The insurance company will ask for between $300-500 extra per month to cover the cost of a pregnancy. Should I just wait and see and then declare bankruptcy next year?

Do you have to gain weight if you are pregnant?

Would you have your tubes tied even though you have always wanted to bear a football team, but you don't, in the forseeable future, expect to be able to afford them? What if you are worried that your current marriage may not last, due to death or other?

If you are burnt out, should you use your vacation days? What if you are going to be laid off in October and you will really need the padded last paycheck?

How are you supposed to find a job if you are pregnant?

Why won't these freaking shrinks prescribe me some anxiety medication?

How do you potty-train a dog that refuses to be potty-trained? Are you telling me I have to spank my 12 lb. chi-weenie?

What kind of medication can I take that will bring down my manic evenings and put me to sleep, but won't make me sleep too long?

Am I really prepared for all the crap that comes with babies? Does that mean I have to start cleaning my house? Where do I put my office, if that is going to be a new bedroom?

I guess that sample rocking chair from the e-commerce company may come in handy in the near future.

When do you tell your coworkers, who ask every single freaking month if I'm pregnant, as though they're wishing it on me? Damn them.

I'm required to go to this wedding in October, and see my ex-best friend, who I really don't want to see. If I am pregnant, I really don't want to tell him. But I hate to lie.

I'm tired all the time anyway. Could I really put up with being even more tired for 3months or so? I didn't work for the first 4 months with Charlotte in there - will this be the same.

I'm totally worrying about things that may not be real - projecting. Excuse my minor freak-out this morning.

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.





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Misc Meanderings

Note to Self: Pepper Jack OR chocolate are not prescribed foods ingested prior to sleep. You dreamt about that jack-ass boyfriend from high school who ended up banging your good friend later, despite your warnings to her.

What am I thinking about today?

1. Porn and sex toys. We're on a upswing here, so root for me, people.

2. Sushi

3. Vodka

4. That dude on craigslist with the funny posts. Anyone know how to submit posts to the "Best of Craigslist" board?

5. Work I don't want to do

6. Gas I don't want to pump

7. A vacation I never get to have (it's been 3 years now, people.)

8. Job-hunting sucks. The stupid pop-ups from Monster suck harder.

9. My ex-husband sucks. Anyone want to draft a complaint for me?

10. Diet Rock Star




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